2.28.2006

end of the month

today is the last day of the month...unbelievable! where did it go? i feel as if this whole month just flew by in a blink of an eye and we're already onto march. next week is spring break so that means we are already halfway through the semester. now that is scary!

everything is going really well. work is still awesome -- i've made a lot of cool new friends that i actually hang out with outside of work. i love my co-workers and i am making really good money. school though is another story. i absolutely hate my j605 class...hate wednesdays cause they are the longest freaking days of my life and really hate working in the wc cause i have nothing to do. but other than that, things are good. i'm really looking forward to graudating, which may be in july actually. i decided not to finish my research paper until then...well, maybe if i get really ambitious in the next month or so i will but it doesn't look very promising, haha. it really isn't a huge deal though cause i don't really have anything to do and it isn't really all that pressing to finish my paper by then either.

so yeah...my life in a nutshell is work, work, work and more work...i seriously live at red lobster and sleep at home...but i guess i wouldn't have it any other way. (i'm crazeeee)

2.12.2006

jake...

have decided that my future husband is jake gyllenhaal. man, what a freaking hottie!!! he is absolutely gorgeous. too bad he is a famous movie star who every other girl has a crush on. sigh -- go figure huh?
anyway...weekend was pretty great. i worked every day, got the hours in and made some cash. pay off some of these stupid bills. i still love my job though. as crazy as this weekend was, i really like my job. i'm not sure if it's because i have always liked working or just the fact i really need money. but my job is fun mainly cause of the people who work there -- they are great and i enjoy working with them. i guess that makes a huge difference. work monday and tuesday and i get wednesday and thursday off. will be a nice break as my whole body aches and i feel like i am going to just collapse. doesn't help that i don't eat anything for the 6 hours i am running around delivering food. hmmm, new diet plan?

2.10.2006

happy me

okay, i have to say i am a huge dork and absolutely love my job :-) so i like going to work and actually look forward to going!!! man...i am a dork. but what can i say, i'm just one of those people who likes to work and when i get a job that is really good, makes all the difference. plus everyone i work with are super cool and i think i'm at the beginning of making some awesome friendships.
totally wiped out though. i am pooped...and it doesn't help that i totally fell on my butt last night and probably bruised more bones on my butt than i know are there. man, i'm so glad i'm not a 80 year old woman but sometimes i sure feel like it.....

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

A new wives store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.